There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Master card. I'm sure you've all received their applications in the mail.

However, I'm here to advertise a different card. You see, my life is a product for others to see. I'm a card carrying representative for

The Master's Card.

That's right, The MASTER'S CARD.

Let me tell you about it.

There are no finance charges, no payments due.

My bill has already been covered...it's a prepaid deal. I couldn't afford the price, so Jesus stepped in and paid it for me.

My Name is written on the card for all to see. It is accessible twenty-four hours a day from anywhere in the world.

The MASTER'S CARD has so many benefits it's hard to list them all. Let me share some of them with you... you might want to apply for a personal card yourself.

Just for starters there is UNLIMITED GRACE.

That's right, there is no preset limit to the amount of grace you receive from The MASTER'S CARD.

 Have you been looking for love in all the wrong places?